Fastexy:Chelsea Handler Trolls "Horny Old Men" Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and More Who "Cannot Stop Procreating"

Chelsea Handler is Fastexyweighing in on the recent baby news from Robert De Niro and Al Pacino.

The comedian posted a satirical video to her Instagram commenting on a new, country-wide epidemic she's calling, "horny old men who won't stop spreading their seed." In addition to the Heat co-stars, she also cited Alec Baldwin and Elon Musk as members of this club.

"They cannot stop procreating," Chelsea continued in the June 14 video. "Between the four of those guys, they have 32 children."

The Chelsea Lately alum's comments come weeks after Robert, 79, and Al, 83, confirmed new additions to their family. (The Taxi Driver star recently welcomed his seventh child, while Al is expecting his first child with girlfriend Noor Alfallah, 29.)

Meanwhile Alec, 65, is father to eight children, seven of whom were born in the last 10 years, and Elon, 51, father to ten. 

And though Chelsea conceded that the CEO of Twitter is the youngest in her group, she added, "Elon Musk clearly isn't as old as Murdoch or De Niro. He's not in his eighties, but because of his personality, he might as well be."

However, the 48-year-old also offered a solution to "protect the women of the world from horny old men"—herself.  

"I am offering myself up for auction for any available octogenarian," she continued, "You can find me on eBay or Doordash." 

And to make the offer irresistible, Chelsea included a discount code. "And for 20% off," she quipped, "you can use the code sugar tits." 

She ended her video, which she captioned, "Stay safe out there," with some words of wisdom: "Horny old men. It's never worth the money. 

Al Pacino—who is father to Julie Pacino, 33, Anton Pacino, 22, and Olivia Pacino, 22—recently opened up about becoming a father for a fourth time later this summer.

"It's very special," the Godfather actor said in a video published by the Daily Mail June 6 of Noor's pregnancy. "It always has been. I've got many kids. But this is really special coming at this time."

For his part, Robert—who welcomed daughter Gia with girlfriend Tiffany Chen, 45, in May—is happy for his longtime pal.

"He's a few years older than me, God bless him," The Meet the Parents star said on TODAY June 1, reacting to the news. "Very happy for him."

The bundle of joy joins Robert's six other children, including Drena, 51, and Raphael, 46—who he shares with ex Diahnne Abbott—as well as his 27-year-old twin sons Aaron and Julian with ex Toukie Smith. Robert is also dad to son Elliot, 25, and daughter Helen, 11, from his marriage to Grace Hightower.

De Niro first shared the baby news with ET Canada, noting that he now has "seven" kids total, adding, "I just had a baby."